Milo Keller

Milo is a loner who currently lives in an apartment he shares with Elvis Presley in Brigmouth City.

He makes his money selling home produced industrial music which has been described as 'Throbbing Gristle raping The Residents'. Nobody has heard of his music in the U.K., and it only sells in Japan. The rest of his income is made up from his Blog of paranoid thoughts and conspiracies.

Milo's quite intelligent which sets him apart from most other people, as the people around him seem to be quite stupid. He's happy with this though, and keeps to himself unless he's forced not to.

Relationships
Milo has trouble keeping relationships due to his neurotic behaviour. He attempted to destroy his latest ex-girlfriend based on a paranoia fuelled suspicion that she was a robot with advanced A.I. laying dormant waiting for orders when the A.I. takeover begins. Luckily he only got dumped and didn't get reported to the police!

History
He's currently serving community service until further notice since 2011 for blowing up a science lab run by genetic engineer Otto Von Munchhousen, which he believed was producing a tomato called the 'Zomato' which turns the consumer into a zombie. Milo ironically has to work for a secret government unit D.O.G., collecting the corpses of zombies as his community service. Nobody ever notices the zombies.

Appearances

 * 2011
 * July
 * Neurosis Magazine; Suspicious Minds - Stupid Invaders; Part 1